blimpcat: pancakejake: starsinthegutter: ad-absurdo: arliss: sailaweigh: joannaestep: judgebunny: briannacherrygarcia: madhattress330: lysnk2: goldfishchronicles: risksareforsurvivors: Shot in my jaw. Awesome. that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.  …my ass? …The inside of my thigh? Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS. Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh. Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill. Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm. Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too! Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit. Stabbed in the ribs. Mmm lovely. So basically I was Jane. Because that’s exactly where mine is. Thank you Jack, for bringing me into this world. I love you. My right bicep was stabbed. That’s so lame.

blimpcat:

pancakejake:

starsinthegutter:

ad-absurdo:

arliss:

sailaweigh:

joannaestep:

judgebunny:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.

Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill.

Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm.

Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too!

Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x

stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit.

Stabbed in the ribs.

Mmm lovely.

So basically I was Jane.

Because that’s exactly where mine is.

Thank you Jack, for bringing me into this world. I love you.

My right bicep was stabbed. That’s so lame.

Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular
Notes: 8937 5/30/12 — 1:21am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPRBdO
noaalexandra: It forgot the part where you smell it ^this

noaalexandra:

It forgot the part where you smell it

^this

Source: maloriebrooke
Notes: 6732 5/30/12 — 1:04am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPOflD

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

ahahah FREAKING PLUTO.

Source: rubywhiterabbit
PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 66527 5/30/12 — 1:00am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPN_fV

esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

Source: peetamuhlark
PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 36828 5/30/12 — 12:58am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPNeHf
Source: yes-butno
Notes: 22096 5/30/12 — 12:53am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPMmlg
iwantcupcakes: morri-lia: Happy B-Day, Tony! Tony Stark is 42 years old today. happy birthday sexy :D

iwantcupcakes:

morri-lia:

Happy B-Day, Tony!

Tony Stark is 42 years old today.

happy birthday sexy :D

Source: morri-lia
High-res Notes: 4990 5/30/12 — 12:45am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPLQYw
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unophishal:

justinjewmanji:

crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

I’m so tempted to make a music video to this

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass
Notes: 48853 5/30/12 — 12:44am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMPLG7P
nanru: Alright, welcome to nanru’s complete English GIF tutorial! This will cover how I make GIFs, from the preferences in the player I use to the specifications of saving it! I will be using a laptop with Windows 7 software. THIS TUTORIAL IS DETAILED AND WILL COVER THE BASICS OF A GIF WITH SIMPLE EDITING. Please like/reblog this tutorial if it helps you! Before you start, make sure that you have a scene that you want to GIF downloaded and have the most recent version of VLC player downloaded and opened! Read More

nanru:

Alright, welcome to nanru’s complete English GIF tutorial! This will cover how I make GIFs, from the preferences in the player I use to the specifications of saving it! I will be using a laptop with Windows 7 software. THIS TUTORIAL IS DETAILED AND WILL COVER THE BASICS OF A GIF WITH SIMPLE EDITING. Please like/reblog this tutorial if it helps you! Before you start, make sure that you have a scene that you want to GIF downloaded and have the most recent version of VLC player downloaded and opened!

Read More

Source: nanru
Notes: 241 5/28/12 — 8:24pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMKP3MB
ask-brownie-hooves: sherlockbitches: What the… I’m ready to solve help crimes

ask-brownie-hooves:

sherlockbitches:

What the…

I’m ready to solve help crimes

Source: marymuse
Notes: 10775 5/28/12 — 11:31am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMISdOD
Source: long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge
Notes: 16229 5/28/12 — 11:26am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqDRNxMIRmfG